i have had some pretty bad dates, but tonight i literally had the worst one ever.
it was my second date with this guy i met on tuesday at the pool. last night was our first date and we played tennis, got smoothie king, then went to his house and watched a movie-Aliens. like we really watched it and talked about it. he kissed me at the end of the night and that was literally it.
tonight, we went to a burger joint, then were going back to his place watch Predators because this weekend we planned to watch Aliens versus Predators. So i was sitting on the couch putting on the movie and he says he has to go to the bathroom. I was like ok, whatever, that’s normal.
he comes back 5 minutes later wearing ONLY BOXER BRIEFS and sits down next to me like everything is normal. i yelled at him and was like “WTF is wrong with you, man?!?!?” he said he was just trying to “expedite the timetable for having sex”. then i left. i have known this guy for like 72 hours. what is wrong with people!